sinfulslasher
I figured it was high time to get organized and make a nifty li'l To Write List. So, here we go!

This is what's I'll be working on in the near future. The list will be updated regularly, so feel free to check it occasionally!

Also, for everyone who friended me lately (probably because of my fanfics) - hellooo and welcome! :) Please note, however, that this is my personal journal. My fanfic can be found exclusively here: gaby_fanfic I do post the occasional fic challenge/meme/whatever right here, but the actual prompt fills will only be posted on my fanfic journal, so please monitor/friend/become a member of gaby_fanfic. Thanks! :)

And now, without further ado, The List of Doom:

Fic Challenges/Exchanges:


Commissioned Fic:
*   help_haiti fic (minimum word count: 10K) for morganslady and sandhfan
    (ZOMG I CANNOT BELIEVE I STILL HAVEN'T WRITTEN THIS!!! *dies of embarrassment*)
*   Sandy Relief fic (minimum word count: 3,500) for cookielaura
    Prompt: pending
*   Typhoon Haiyan fic (minimum word count: 1,000) for kaylashay
    Prompt: More in the Imprinted 'verse
*   sequel to Wants and Needs for angst_queen_98 (Teh Muses, they are not cooperating...)

Memes 'n Stuff:
*   Lucky 13 AU fics
*   monthly Unwritten Stories Meme fics

...and, since it doesn't fit anywhere else but does deserve a mention here because of the already written 85K or so:
*   humongous rigid society Gibbs/Tony AU for taylorgibbs (aka, Teh Plotbunneh That Ate My Brainz, damn you TG anyway!)
 
 
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sinfulslasher
26 July 2014 @ 06:02 pm
Lookee what elrhiarhodan just made for me!

I interpret it as kitteh!Neal behind bars. *g*
 
 
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sinfulslasher
22 July 2014 @ 03:00 pm
Snagged from embroiderama because it looks like an awesome meme (and also because I'm a sheep *g*):

The Days:
1. Something old
2. Something new - talk about a new fanwork of yours!
3. Something you made for someone else
4. Something you made just for yourself
5. Something for a large fandom/pairing/character (1) (2)
6. Something for a small fandom/pairing/character
7. Something you're just really proud of

Day 7 - Something you're just really proud of
As far as NCIS is concerned, the story I'm most proud of is, without a doubt, Wants and Needs. A long character study focusing on Tony's want and needs in life. I kept things in character for everyone involved, explored canon, and even managed to feature a (canon) pairing I hate with the passion of a thousand burning suns without bashing it. This is, by far, my best NCIS story.
As far as White Collar is concerned, there's a very short ficlet that tackles a very serious and heartbreaking topic. It was incredibly hard to write, but I'm proud of the way it came out: The Promise
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sinfulslasher
21 July 2014 @ 03:00 pm
Snagged from embroiderama because it looks like an awesome meme (and also because I'm a sheep *g*):

The Days:
1. Something old
2. Something new - talk about a new fanwork of yours!
3. Something you made for someone else
4. Something you made just for yourself
5. Something for a large fandom/pairing/character (1) (2)
6. Something for a small fandom/pairing/character
7. Something you're just really proud of

Day 6 - Something for a small pairing
I will only focus on White Collar here for the simple reason that the NCIS story that would be perfect for this will be posted tomorrow. *g*
In White Collar, I don't think there are all that many Neal/Rebecca shippers. Deconstructing Rebecca is only 400 words long, but also features other (I assume) small pairings, namely Neal/Kate and Neal/Alex. (I'm guessing Neal/Sara is not all that small.)
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sinfulslasher
20 July 2014 @ 03:00 pm
Snagged from embroiderama because it looks like an awesome meme (and also because I'm a sheep *g*):

The Days:
1. Something old
2. Something new - talk about a new fanwork of yours!
3. Something you made for someone else
4. Something you made just for yourself
5. Something for a large fandom/pairing/character
6. Something for a small fandom/pairing/character
7. Something you're just really proud of

Day 5 - Something for a large pairing
Hmm!!! I've never been part of a truly large fandom (I'm thinking Harry Potter, DCU, etc) so "large fandom" doesn't really apply here. I guess "large pairing" (or character, for that matter) would probably apply in the context of the "(not-so-)large fandom" so I'll go with that. :)
The main pairing in the NCIS fandom (if you ignore the Tiva nonsense) is probably Gibbs/Tony - as well it should be! *g* One of my favorite stories - and one of the most popular stories, judging by the amount of feedback I've received - is Return to Me, a fusion with the David Duchovny & Minnie Driver movie, written for the ncis_bigbang a few years ago.
As for my other active fandom - White Collar - I think the largest pairing is probably actually a threesome, namely Peter/El/Neal. If it's not that, then it would be Peter/Neal. That alone makes this one of the coolest fandoms ever. \o/ A fic that features both is Trial Run, a wonderfully kinky PWP with Dom!Neal topping both El and Peter. *happy sigh*
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sinfulslasher
19 July 2014 @ 03:00 pm
Snagged from embroiderama because it looks like an awesome meme (and also because I'm a sheep *g*):

The Days:
1. Something old
2. Something new - talk about a new fanwork of yours!
3. Something you made for someone else
4. Something you made just for yourself
5. Something for a large fandom/pairing/character
6. Something for a small fandom/pairing/character
7. Something you're just really proud of

Day 4 - Something you made just for yourself
I started this 'verse for purely selfish reasons. Self-indulgence FTW! *g* I'm thrilled that others seemed to enjoy the 'verse too. I should really go back and add more to Second Chances, a tale about a suddenly de-aged!Tony being taken care of by Gibbs.
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sinfulslasher
18 July 2014 @ 03:00 pm
Snagged from embroiderama because it looks like an awesome meme (and also because I'm a sheep *g*):

The Days:
1. Something old
2. Something new - talk about a new fanwork of yours!
3. Something you made for someone else
4. Something you made just for yourself
5. Something for a large fandom/pairing/character
6. Something for a small fandom/pairing/character
7. Something you're just really proud of

Day 3 - Something you made for someone else
I wrote The Little Merman for my separated-at-birth!twin kaylashay. It was just a silly (not so) little fic about merman!Neal, based on Kayla's comments when we were strolling through Central Park last October. What makes this special is the fact that the wonderful kanarek13 sneakily created absolutely gorgeous art for the story. ♥
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sinfulslasher
17 July 2014 @ 03:00 pm
Snagged from embroiderama because it looks like an awesome meme (and also because I'm a sheep *g*):

The Days:
1. Something old
2. Something new - talk about a new fanwork of yours!
3. Something you made for someone else
4. Something you made just for yourself
5. Something for a large fandom/pairing/character
6. Something for a small fandom/pairing/character
7. Something you're just really proud of

Day 2 - Something new
Okay, I can't really tell you much about it because it's not posted yet. Or actually finished. *g* But I'm really, really, really excited about my entry for this year's whitecollar_bb because it's about something I've wanted to explore for a while and I'm so inspired by the concept. \o/
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sinfulslasher
16 July 2014 @ 06:00 pm
Snagged from embroiderama because it looks like an awesome meme (and also because I'm a sheep *g*):

The Days:
1. Something old
2. Something new - talk about a new fanwork of yours!
3. Something you made for someone else
4. Something you made just for yourself
5. Something for a large fandom/pairing/character
6. Something for a small fandom/pairing/character
7. Something you're just really proud of

Day 1 - Something old
The first fandom I was active in was The X Files. *nostalgic sigh* I wrote a Western AU in this fandom with Sheriff Skinner taking in a de-aged Fox Mulder. Independence was started in 2000 and has been on hiatus since 2003. (Holy shit, over ten years!) I solemnly swore I would finish this WIP, and I really, really will. *puts this on to-do list for this year*
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sinfulslasher
04 July 2014 @ 08:30 am
Oh Matt, please don't ever stop sharing stuff like that on Twitter.  ♥

bb!Matty
 
 
sinfulslasher
So, I totally failed and didn't manage to fill a single prompt this past month. I blame Real Life and work.

But! Things are about to change!

I posted my seasonofkink bingo card and I want all the prompts from my flist! *makes grabby hands*



My goal is to do a black-out, so please feel free to leave me as many prompts as you like. And yes, that includes more than one prompt for the same square. :)

I think you know my fandoms and preferred pairings, but hey, don't hesitate to challenge me! *g* If all else fails, I'll just ask for a different prompt. :)

If you prefer to be hurty or comforty, you can also have a look at my new hurt/comfort bingo card and leave me an appropriate prompt from there.

And now...go forth and prompt me! :D
 
 
sinfulslasher
24 June 2014 @ 05:30 pm
It's the Small Things in Life

It really is about the small things in life! :)
 
 
sinfulslasher
20 June 2014 @ 07:42 pm
kanarek13 is the most brilliant artist I know (and we have some amazing artists in our midst!) and I love, love, love her artwork. Always have, always will.

kanarek13 is also one of the most generous, wonderful people I've ever been lucky enough to meet (even if it's only been online...for now!).

I thought I couldn't adore her any more...and then she goes and sends me this:

tlm

(click on the masterpiece for the full-sized version)

She created this cover art for my silly little story The Little Merman. I'm completely blown away by the art, and it makes my fic a million times better (the visual! GUH!).

THANK YOU, my dearest Kanarek, for making this for me and giving it to me so generously.  I ♥ you so much!!!
 
 
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sinfulslasher
20 June 2014 @ 07:44 am


This is just about the most well deserved award ever!

(Also, congrats to The Normal Heart winning Best Movie. Well deserved, indeed.)
 
 
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sinfulslasher
09 June 2014 @ 09:15 am
Two gorgeous men in tuxes (and matching glasses!):

mattzach

rabidchild must have had a serious flailing attack last night. *g*

(Is it just me? I keep waiting for them to whip their glasses off, don their capes and turn into Superman.)

Added plus: Neil Patrick Harris and Bryan Cranston won a Tony each! :D (wish I could see Hedwig live *sadface*)
 
 
sinfulslasher
Though I'm not sure if this is going to be Something Good or Something Very, Very Bad...

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(source: http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/06/03/white-collar-final-season-matt-bomer/)

 
 
sinfulslasher
I'm back! :D After I finished 3 semi-epics for wc_reverse_bb, I could concentrate on filling prompts again! \o/ And I managed to actually fill a couple of really old prompts, as well as some newer ones. A total of 9 (!!!) prompts were filled this past month. Compared to the previous months, that's a damn impressive number. LOL!

I managed to fill six old prompts in October, so go me! You can find the roundup list here. I'm slowly working my way through the huge list of remaining prompts, but I think I have time to take on a few more new prompts.

There are currently 16 old prompts, so I'm offering 4 new prompt spots this month!

Below the cuts are all unfilled prompts I still need to tackle, as well as 4 new prompt spots ready and waiting for you to claim! So, what are you waiting for? :)

Tell me a story I haven't written yet, and I'll post a short comment fic (ha!) about it!

Rules:
Rule 1: First come, first serve!
Rule 2: One new prompt per person, please!
Rule 3: I reserve the right to request a different prompt if I can't work with the one you gave me. I'll try my best to fill your prompt, if for no other reason than to challenge myself, but I can't promise anything.

To avoid any confusion, here's what I'm willing to write:
* fandoms: NCIS, White Collar, The X Files
* gen or slash, no explicit het whatsoever except Peter/El/Neal
* no Ziva (NCIS) or Sara (White Collar) centric fics whatsoever, please.
* feel free to prompt sequels/prequels/timestamps and/or crossovers
* if you're unsure about what I can write, don't hesitate to ask! (if the prompt's interesting enough, I might write something I never considered tackling, after all! *g*)

Also: Please make sure to Track This entry if you want to keep updated and read the prompt fills.

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sinfulslasher
31 May 2014 @ 01:00 pm
Since I have about a bajillion other things to do, I thought I'd procrastinate and do a meme instead. *g* Snagged from dreamsofspike,  pick a show and I'll tell you...
- The first character I fell in love with:
- The character who is my ‘baby’:
- The character who I do not understand:
- The character that I think the show ruined:
- The most attractive male and female character:
- The character death that was the worst for me:
- The character that is the most like me:
- The character I think the writer(s) love:
- The character that I just want to be happy:
- My four favorite characters, past or present:
- My four least favorite characters, past or present:

If I don't know the show (well), I'll let you know and ask for a different pick. So don't worry, go wild and challenge me. ;P
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sinfulslasher
22 May 2014 @ 06:00 pm
I'm so excited, I could do somersaults!

somersault

Lookee at my shiny new LJ header, all courtesy of the wonderful elrhiarhodan!

Ai wuvz U, Elr!

download

Thank you so much!!! :D
 
 
sinfulslasher
15 May 2014 @ 07:24 pm
Seriously.

You're completely changing the design without prior notice, which results in LJ being down - again, without prior warning.

Now that the deed is done, there still is no official announcement.

You want feedback on what I think about the new design and the way you treat your paying customers?



In other words:



*fumes*
 
 
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sinfulslasher
27 April 2014 @ 07:00 pm
The Merry Month of Masturbation is just around the corner, and to celebrate this blessed event, I'm going to write naughty ficcage!

For that, I need your help!

So, please leave prompts of the smexy pr0n nature here and I'll see which ones inspire me. I want to write at least 1 NCIS and 1 White Collar PWP, but depending on the amount of brilliantly inspiring prompts, the number might be significantly higher. (No, elrhiarhodan, I will not write 31 fics again. I managed to make it last year but it broke my brain, as you well know.)

The prompts can be as simple or elaborate as you like. A simple word, a phrase, an entire set-up. Just a single character or a pairing (threesome). Any combination is welcome. :)

(By the way, this counts as the May Edition of my Unwritten Stories Meme.)

Let the naughty fun begin! :D

Filled prompts:

Prompt 01: Neal - velvet by elrhiarhodan

Prompt 02: Toppy!Neal taking El apart while Peter watches by sapphire2309

Prompt 03: Tony comes over to find Gibbs working shirtless in the back yard by hawk_soaring
 
 
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sinfulslasher
25 April 2014 @ 09:26 am
matty+simon door
 
 
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sinfulslasher


Thank you so much, angelita26, for sharing the link!

If Mark and Matt don't get Emmys for this, I'll...be very upset.
 
 
sinfulslasher
10 April 2014 @ 08:15 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR EEEELR,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUU!!!


gif shave 1 gif shave 2 gif shave 3

It's my dearest elrhiarhodan's birthday today! :D *throws confetti* So I wrote her a li'l birthday story.

Since she has a huge shaving kink, the boys wanted to congratulate her as well by re-enacting the above scene in a kinky fic.

This is not that story. *g* (it does feature a wee bit of shaving though, so there's that...)
 
 
sinfulslasher
08 April 2014 @ 08:15 pm
mommykitten
 
 
sinfulslasher
07 April 2014 @ 09:44 pm
I've adored the man (the individual, not the actor--though don't get me wrong, I love him as an actor as well!) for a long while now. I think he's an amazing human being. Humble and sweet, giving and compassionate. I haven't seen a single negative report about the guy.

Somehow, he seems too good to be true.

And then elrhiarhodan shares this link with me, and I'm literally in tears because it proves yet again that Matt Bomer is made of awesomecake.
 
 
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sinfulslasher


I swear this is exactly what happens about once a day.

And I have two cats.
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sinfulslasher
01 April 2014 @ 11:14 pm
I was shocked to realize that I didn't fill a single prompt in March. *fails at life* Granted, I'm busy working on my wc_reverse_bb stories, which are all due in April, but it's still frustrating to see so many old prompts still unfilled.

So, I decided to call it quits. I'm deleting all old prompts and start fresh.

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sinfulslasher
21 March 2014 @ 08:15 pm
"Veteran drama White Collar has been renewed for a six-episode sixth season, though the NBCUniversal-owned network declined to confirm whether it will be the final season."

(found everywhere, e.g. here: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/usa-renews-white-collar-orders-690318)

Sooo...yay, S6 is a definite go! \o/

Sooo...definitely only six eps. /o\

But...maybe not the last season? \o?

(No, I don't doubt that it's the last season. Matty said as much. But why can't frakkin' USA just, ya know, say so?!)
 
 
sinfulslasher
21 March 2014 @ 07:30 am
tumblr_m0yi5wCST11rqmy9yo4 matty gif - blows kiss

I know that news are currently floating between the "unofficially" (at Deadline.com) and "officially" (at TVline.com) version, but it looks like he got a semi-nice birthday present:

Season 6 is apparently a go, though it is shortened to only six episodes.

Considering Matt's own statement that there'll be a season 6, I'm going with "officially" and just wait until USA deems it necessary to actually tell the lowly masses anything.

So, yay, more White Collar! And boo, only six eps!

Either way, happy birthday, favorite conman! May season 6 have you find what you truly want. (Freedom. Another treasure. Your own island. Your own place in the Burkes' bed. And a pony.)
 
 
sinfulslasher
Matty was at SXSW a few days ago to promote "Space Station 76" (and ZOMG, I cannot wait to see that movie!), and during one of the many wonderful interviews he gave, he kinda sorta spilled the potential beans about the future of White Collar.

Here's the link to the interview vid: http://uinterview.com/news/matt-bomer-and-marisa-coughlan-talk-space-station-76-at-sxsw-exclusive-video-interview-10865

At the very end, when asked about upcoming projects, he mentions "The Normal Heart", of course, and then (direct quote):

"I have the last season of White Collar, and I start filming probably this summer."

Which tells me that
1. S6 is the last season (no 7 seasons, as everyone hoped at one time)
2. it's a season (13 eps?), not a mini-series or a TV movie
3. the "probably" was in reference to when they are filming, not if they are filming (meaning, S6 is a definite go, we just don't know when it'll happen)

I personally have always been convinced that there would be another season, and the lack of news until now didn't so much worry as frustrate me. I do believe USA won't officially announce the renewal until they know a definite shooting schedule (which, by the way, will coincide with me leaving New York, I'm sure... *shakes fist in frustration*).

Anyway. Food for thought. Reason for hope. Please continue to keep your fingers crossed, click your heels three times, and stick needles into your personal Jeff Eastin voodoo doll (optional).
 
 
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sinfulslasher
13 March 2014 @ 08:03 am
thingsihate
 
 
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sinfulslasher
10 March 2014 @ 07:31 am
My heart = smashed into a million pieces!!!



Oh my, Matty.

Cannot wait to see this movie!
 
 
sinfulslasher
01 March 2014 @ 09:30 pm
It's March 1st and I have no idea where the first two months went.

I've been extremely busy focusing on other writing commitments so far, but I do still keep an eye on all the unfilled prompts from the previous months. Sad but true, the oldest unfilled prompts are now a year old. O_o (Yes, I fail at life.)

Anyway.

Once I'm done with my writing commitments, I should be able to tackle all those wonderful prompts you've left me in the past and will hopefully continue to leave me in future.

Now, I've had to focus on angsty, hurt-comforty stories lately, and I think it's high time to write some schmoopy and fluffy stuff!

So, for the March Edition, I ask you to have a look at my brand-spanking new Cotton Candy bingo card and leave me prompts based on the bingo card.

Since I currently have 24 (!!!) old prompts, I'm only going to accept a maximum of 3 new prompts. This time around, it's not first come, first serve. You can leave as many prompts as you like, and I'll grab the ones that inspire me.

Below the cuts are all unfilled prompts I still need to tackle, as well as the 3 new prompt spots.

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sinfulslasher
05 February 2014 @ 08:40 am
Major spoiler for what happened in the S5 finale, so this manip is behind a cut.

Found this on tumblr and am completely riveted.

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sinfulslasher
03 February 2014 @ 03:00 am
Fumbles.

Interceptions.

What. The. Hell.
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sinfulslasher
02 February 2014 @ 11:01 pm


Target word count on February 02, 2014: 22,603
Actual word count on February 02, 2014: 22,351

Result for week 05: I'm 252 words behind on my target word count. :(

I wrote a ficlet that was inspired by what happened at the end of the White Collar season. That plotbunny demanded to be written, even though I have a bajillion other fics that need to be tackled. Ah well. It was only 400 words long, so it's okay. ;-)

I started my second wc_reverse_bb fic (though I still have a long way to go), and started a fic for Valentine's Day. I also wrote and posted a commissioned fic! So I was a busy bee and feel pretty pleased even though I'm behind on the word count. :-)

Here are links to the fics I posted this past week:
* Deconstructing Rebecca
* Change of Plans
 
 
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sinfulslasher
02 February 2014 @ 07:18 pm
FILM: Philip Seymour Hoffman

I'm absolutely devastated. He was one of the best actors of our generation.
 
 
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sinfulslasher
31 January 2014 @ 09:26 pm
As you might know, I'm doing a monthly Unwritten Story Meme, where you give me a prompt, telling me about a story I haven't written (yet), and I give you a little snippet (ahahahaha!) about said story.

Well, to shake things up and make it a bit more interesting, here's a new twist:

Give me a prompt that focuses on Valentine's Day in some way! February is the month of hearts, red roses, romantic dinners, Cupid and chocolates.

I want to write (at least) 1 NCIS and 1 White Collar story for Valentine's Day, so feel free to spam me with ideas! I can't guarantee that I'll fill all prompts, but I'll pick (at least) 2 prompts. :-)

Anything goes, from schmoopy first time to angsty UST or even anti-Valentine's griping (proud singles celebrating their single-ness). *g*

You know my pairing preferences, so feel free to give me a specific prompt or just leave me a general prompt with an author's choice for pairing (and/or even fandom).

Go wild and challenge me! :D
 
 
sinfulslasher
Seen around my flist, and being a sheep, I figured...why the hell not? :)

Ask and ye shall receive an answer!

Pick a number...any number...

1. Of the fic you’ve written, of which are you most proud?
2. Favorite tense
3. Favorite POV
4. What are some themes you love writing about?
5. What inspires you to write?
6. Thoughts on critique
7. Create a character on the spot... NOW!
8. Is there a character you love writing for the most? The least? Why?
9. A passage from a WIP
10. What are your strengths in writing?
11. What are your weaknesses in writing?
12. Anything else that you want to know... (otherwise known as Fill in the Blank)
 
 
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sinfulslasher
30 January 2014 @ 08:12 am
This is just stunningly gorgeous!

(and the view of Manhattan ain't bad either...*g*)

Clicken to embiggen!

Matty S4 finale

(source: tweet by Jeff King)
 
 
Current Mood: enthralledenthralled
 
 
sinfulslasher
19 January 2014 @ 03:21 pm
Wishing my sweet friend kanarek13 a very happy birthday!

I'm so sorry I can't be there to give you a big birthday hug in person *sadface* but I hope you're having a wonderful time today with the rest of the gang!

I didn't have time to write you something, but I asked Matt to drink to your health, and he did. :)

matt bomer shirtless sexy cabo vacation with simon halls 07

(Usually, I despise paparazzi pics, but his trip to Mexico to celebrate Simon's 50th is a source of pure gold, so I couldn't resist...)

Simon volunteered to receive a big birthday hug in your stead. Hope that's okay. *g*

matt bomer shirtless sexy cabo vacation with simon halls 19 matt bomer shirtless sexy cabo vacation with simon halls 04
 
 
sinfulslasher
Gotta love notalwaysright.com...


Call Center | USA

(I work for a service that answers phones for TV commercials. One commercial in particular is giving us all fits! It is for a cup that freezes sweet liquids into slush-ice. The kids have been calling in, in DROVES, trying to get one. The offer is to be paid with a credit card and you have to be 18 or over to get it. This caller sounds like a five year old.)

Me: “Thank you for calling for [Cup Product]! How may I help you?”

Caller: “Yeah. I wanna [Cup Product] thing.”

Me: “Ma’am, do you have a credit card?”

Caller: “Yeah. It’s 123456789.”

Me: “I’m sorry, but that is not a card number. How old are you?”

Caller: “Uh… I’m a hundred.”

Me: “Ma’am, please get your mommy to come to the phone. If you want a [Cup Product], you have to have an adult with a credit card.”

Caller: *getting crafty* “Uh, well, I already ordered it an’ used my Mommy’s—uh, my card. So, you can send it. Okay?”

Me: “Now look, honey… You need to have an ADULT come to the phone. Go get someone older.”

Caller: “Okay.”

(There is the sound of the receiver being put down, then instantly picked up again. I hear the same voice, now pitched much lower.)

Caller: “Hello? This is my Daddy. Please send me the [Cup Product] thingy, please!”

 
 
sinfulslasher
16 January 2014 @ 09:44 am
Because I'm a sheep I want to play with the cool kids, I've decided to do what everyone on my flist seems to be doing:

IT'S MEME TIME!!! :D

Maybe this will help me clear my palate between (hopefully) finishing my first Reverse Big Bang fic and starting the next one over the weekend.

You can ask me anything about my writing! Alternatively, you can ask (just a suggestion...):

1) What I was thinking at the time I wrote a story, or a question about my writing as a whole. The question can be about anything, including my WIPs (of which I don't have many).

2) Pick a character/pairing I've written and I will explain the top five ideas, concepts, etc. I try to keep in mind while writing that character/pairing.

3) Quote a few lines from something I've written and I'll comment on them.

4) You can find all of my White Collar and NCIS fanfiction at gaby_fanfic. My older X Files ficcage (and the earlier NCIS fiction) can be found on my website gaby.slashcity.tv. I did a roundup post of all fic written/posted in 2013 here. Feel free to peruse and then bombard me with your questions! :)
 
 
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sinfulslasher
05 January 2014 @ 05:33 pm
Gotta love notalwaysromantic.com!

(I’m just gotten out of the bath. I am leaning over the bed, petting one of our pets. I am not wearing anything. My boyfriend is in the living room, talking on his phone to someone from work. He walks in and sees me. He is an avid sailor.)

Boyfriend: “You have such good lines.”

Me: “What do you mean?”

Boyfriend: “Like a boat. You have good lines like a sailboat. I want to put my mast in you.”

Me: “Drop anchor!”

 
 
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sinfulslasher
If anyone is interested, I've posted a detailed roundup of all of my ficcage posted in 2013, with some added navel-gazing regarding my stories.

Would love to hear your comments! :)

(humongous roundup behind cut)
 
 
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sinfulslasher
27 December 2013 @ 11:14 pm
kanarek13 created some cover art for my fic Canine Confessions, and I'm lovin' it!!! :D :D :D

Lookee here:

caninecon

(click for full-sized version)

The look on Neal's face kills me!!! Hee.

Thanks so much, kanarek13!
 
 
sinfulslasher
26 December 2013 @ 04:27 pm
Dammit! I meant to post this yesterday, but things got a little hectic. *shakes fist at RL*

So, slightly late but with love, heeeere's Johnny! Matty! :D



(I know most folks will know this one already, but I ♥ this vid so much, and I ♥ Matt's Texas twang, and I really dig that turtleneck (not) that I just had to post it. Again.)

*goes back to writing Ficmas stories*
 
 
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sinfulslasher
18 December 2013 @ 08:00 pm
As usual, elrhiarhodan proves to be awesome because she's hosting this:

Love Meme Banner

I wish I had the time to really spam participate in the meme, but I'm way behind on getting my Ficmas stories ready, so... I'll just point you in the right direction and hope you'll all share the WC lurve!
 
 
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sinfulslasher
11 December 2013 @ 07:38 pm


GetYourWordsOut: Year Six!
Pledges & Requirements | GYWO.net



And yes, I upped the ante. I signed up for Moderate (250K) instead of this year's Basic (200K).

Then again, I thought I had signed up for 150K initially, so I suddenly had to find another 50K in me, and I managed just fine. Granted, I haven't reached my goal yet (about 10K more to go) but with the 12 Days of Ficmas, I'm positive I'll make it. :)

So, what's another 50K next year, right? :)

Which, of course, means that I'll continue to need your prompts on a monthly basis. *g*

And now go forth and pledge as well! There's anything from 150K to ludicrous 500K. I dare ya. I double-dare ya!
 
 
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